photo has been altered to protect the not so innocent

Tuesday, May 28, 2013

aunt flo

aunt flo is a bitch and when she comes to town, so am i. i can't take it! she quite simply makes me angry. between overloading a super plus tampon in the middle of the shoe aisle at marshall's inevitably destroying that 'special' pair of undies along with the crotch of a new pair of jeans, surging acne and boobs that feel like they have been placed in a vice grip since they can't be contained by any of my bras. Oh, and the general feeling of wanting to smother my husband - that too. (I really don't mean that part - promise, really!)