if you have them, you don't want them. if you don't, you do.
i used to like my boobs. they were full, perky and fit nicely into my bras. oh, how the times have changed!
gravity, kids and age have turned the girls into something resembling a knee high sport sock. at night i find myself shoving a pillow between my boobs to be more comfortable when i sleep to avoid boob sweat and suffocation.
and with that random rant, i'm off to find my pillow!